Hello folks.

[eponymousarchon]

Still alive. Spent a ridiculous amount of a week-off asleep. Before that I had my phone nicked, then returned when it was visibly barred, went camping and saw the ENT at the local hospital, who thinks my nose is a mess and that I probably suffer from sleep apnea ("Well duh!" says the wife.)

More to follow on pretty much all of the above later.