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eponymousarchon ([personal profile] eponymousarchon) wrote2009-06-01 04:29 pm

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 This unit is now dispensing Hot Fun, Cold Fun and new Incendiary Fun free of charge, Citizen.

All of this fun courtesy of R&D, Vend-o-matics Inc and your Friend, The Computer. Enjoyment is mandatory.

Please ensure that all safety equipment is worn and wait until the vend-o-matic has come to a complete halt. Report loss of fingers, tongues or nasal cavities using the attached Form F/6/1110101001e (Odd).

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