Hello folks.

Still alive. Spent a ridiculous amount of a week-off asleep. Before that I had my phone nicked, then returned when it was visibly barred, went camping and saw the ENT at the local hospital, who thinks my nose is a mess and that I probably suffer from sleep apnea ("Well duh!" says the wife.)

More to follow on pretty much all of the above later.

and on that note...

...I'm off to bed.

'night all!