Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Apr. 10th, 2006 04:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
eponymousarchonDear HP Colour Printer,
When I tell you that I want to print this document A3 and you notice that you don't have any A3 paper, the correct response is to behave like your black-and-white bretheren and say "I don't have any A3 paper, fill me with A3 or press a key to use another tray." and wait, NOT TO BLOODY WELL PRINT IT ON A4 REGARDLESS.
And while we're on that tack, when I stop you from printing my 40-page job on the wrong paper size, reload you with the right paper size and then tell you to use that stock instead, it'd help if you'd remember that you chose to rescale an A3 job as A4 and actually print the fucking thing A3 sized, as requested. Printing it at A4 scale on A3 just becasue you got your knickers in a twist is frankly a pain in the arse.
Loadsa love,
He Who Can Pull Out Your Fuses, esq.
When I tell you that I want to print this document A3 and you notice that you don't have any A3 paper, the correct response is to behave like your black-and-white bretheren and say "I don't have any A3 paper, fill me with A3 or press a key to use another tray." and wait, NOT TO BLOODY WELL PRINT IT ON A4 REGARDLESS.
And while we're on that tack, when I stop you from printing my 40-page job on the wrong paper size, reload you with the right paper size and then tell you to use that stock instead, it'd help if you'd remember that you chose to rescale an A3 job as A4 and actually print the fucking thing A3 sized, as requested. Printing it at A4 scale on A3 just becasue you got your knickers in a twist is frankly a pain in the arse.
Loadsa love,
He Who Can Pull Out Your Fuses, esq.
